Presenting.. the Masked Bandito!

And yes the big black Z himself, Zorro (who else?) returns again to the big screen. This time with a little kid in tow called Joaquin de la Vega. Joaquin is just like his dad, a naughty little prick with too much play-time. He treats teachers like crap and he oughta be spanked for being such a nasty kid.

Then again, his momma's a hot lady.. Catherine Zeta-Jones.. ooohhhlaaalaaa.. as Madam Elena de la Vega, Zorro's wife and "sidekick". She must be every man's wet dream. Hahah!! Too bad she's taken.

Anyway, the plot's a little leaky at parts but I must say the last few fight scenes were very very "stylo", so to speak. Zorro's horse was a feisty quadruped too! Catch it if you must, but on a weekday please. Save some $$ for slightly better movies.